Ask Ken! May 26, 2003
Meat Jerking & 7 Dead Castaways

Ask Ken! May 19, 2003
This Week On 45k K3n!, Shylock Fox & American Kulture

Ask Ken! May 12, 2003
Do It Yourself: It's the American Way!

Ask Ken! May 5, 2003
Knock, Knock, Knockin' On Your Back Door

Ask Ken! April 14, 2003
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die."

Ask Ken! April 7, 2003
Assignment: Las Vegas, Baby!

Ask Ken! March 31, 2003
Why is Ken! an "american hating, president bashing treasonist?"

C'mon,what else are you going to do, watch more warmaking on teevee?

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