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to dear kate,

My best friend thinks I have a problem, what do you think?

I like young guys, I am not old, just 33, but the sweet young ones are so easy to please, and they are so much more there for you in every way, katey..

If I go out with a guy like 35 or so, he thinks he is doing me a favor, and so into what I do, how much I make, and that kind of thing...whereas the younger guys just want to please me, and I feel like a celebrity or something...
Is this wrong?

When I was 24 I had an 18yo lover, so I know where your going with this one.
It is wrong on so many levels, I dont know where to start.
For starters it means you have problems with mature relationships, afraid of time, and are fooling yourself that being with a teenager makes you look younger..
Just the opposite, I would not want to be a fly on the wall when you drop him back off at his dorm and he tells the guys that he has you eating out of his hands.
"She picks me up, drops me off, and picks up the tab...and all I have to do is screw her" what a freakin' deal.

Think about it, if you want to look younger go out with an OLDER GUY...dontchaknow?

katey...
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I am engaged to a jerk!!

He has a lousy habit of calling me his 'little whore'.
He thinks it's cute, he knows I hate it, he just laughs at me!
How do I stop him, Kate.

MJK

MJK,
He is not just a jerk honey, he is a misogynist...a woman hater!

According to Irma Kurtz in ---- Magazine.
I parapharse...
"If he does not let up, then think up a few of your own lousy names -- like 'Minute Man' or 'Dickette, or 'Little Willy'..

That ought to do it..if not give him back the ring, and tell him where to slip it...kate

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Kate I love your observations, you are hilarious.
What strikes you as funny is almost Seinfeldian with a dash of Jack Benny.

and on that note..............
Dear FANS, I will be dancing my way across Europe, this summer..
anyone with info??
love kate

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